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September, 2006 Fw: Fw: FW: To my daughter (do not delete, AOL tracking this)I donno if this is bs or not but what the heck...it's not gonna kill me, huh?!
Aloha Aloha Folks!!
  Looking forward to the Shanghi Formula One Race Sunday? I know I am! Go Michael, Go!!
Please be Sure to have a wonderful day!
 Tanx ! K-den
 Mike ne/NSWM  ke  Peace Out
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September, 2006 Aloha from Down Unda!
Aloha Aloha Skipper!!
Gee, I've been so especially busy with my new involvement at Yahoo!Answers, I've neglected normal surfing of the internet, failed to adequately check my email accounts, have not been posting blogs, heck, I don't even get to the porn sites anymore! I have bound from a flat novice at level one to a full phledged Level 4 with as many as 4 thousand points & earning a 6% best answer average! This started around July 29th and within the month, I've answered more than 2 thousand questions! Nearly a hundred have been selected as the very best answers to people's queeries from all over the internet in many different categories. I am awarded 2 points for rendering an answer to any questions posted & 10 points each time the answer is voted as best by
the asker or a random panel of voters. It does consume a very lot of time & without broadband, I'd still be trying for the 1st couple of hundred because of 'processing' times. The best part is knowing that I've got this computer humming at an incrediblely splendid rate without any freezes or slowdowns caused by viruses or malicious spyware! The effectiveness of my ability to accomplish this level of performance has my confidence at an all time high since ownership of this marvelous medium! The only drawback is knowing that I've neglected my friends & find myself ashamed of being such a hermit to those I have alienated. Please accept my apologies ~ please forgive me ~ Please notice my semi-adiction to Yahoo!Answers ~
Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat?
Now if this were a question rendered by a Yahoo! 'asker', it would be among a full page of completely unrelated questions. It could be under a heading of Cooking & Recipes or Farming & Agriculture or perhaps Regional Customs.
It might be asked by a student for Homework assignments, it could be an 'English as a Second Language' exercise. The asker might be a vegitarian or a member of Protection of Ethical Treatment to Animals (PETA) or Pleasent Eating of Tasty Animals! With this kind of diversity, you can see why it has been a busy month to answer thousands of questions. So then I would open a page to record my answer, researching Google, Google Images, USA Google, Australia Google & maybe some other search engines like Ask Jeeves, Major Geeks or even the Microsoft Help pages. I'd carefully enter my details (to aquire the credit) & punch up my answer & wait for a email notification that it is logged. Going on to the next question, I might empty my temporary internet files, run the CCleaners for issues & scan
for dumping unnecessary files. Meanwhile the month rolls away from me & I am so remise in communications with you! But not today! I've got an answer for YOU! Let's review the question ~ ~Oh yeah!
Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat?
The answer is...
A: If you beat your chicken it would die!
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Thanks for the music, Jack! Please be Sure to have a wonderful day!
Tanx! K-den
Mikene/NSWM ke Some of the above from May8-O![fer effect]11 May
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Aloha Aloha Space Kay-sez!
Yo, waddaya tink ?? Jez gotta chair da phun! Woid of da day:
W I D G E T ! Hope everythings going okay ... Don't hesitate to drop wot yer doin & go to Yahoo! Widget Engine ta find da widgets you like! & Major Geeks got da new 'Vista' style 'sidebar' too!!
K-den Add a comment 08 May
The Eye Of God....
Aloha Aloha !
this is cool
Sent: Friday, May 05, 2006 12:30 PM
Subject: The Eye Of God...[.from Donna at Kundabung Motor Inn http://www.macleaycbd.com.au/kundabung.html ]
Yo Tanx! Hope everythings going okay September, 2006 Bring Back Dave! (WorldWidePantsmyass)The mindlessness of Whizzmania
 replacing The Late Show with David Letterman has me in as much  shock & disgust  as so many other senseless assasinations, bombings & destructions.  Eddie McGuire,
Chuck you cherry much!
[with a capital chuck!] September, 2006 TipsAMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will
be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then,
you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and
you
will forget about the toothache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life
really
are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember:
1. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 2. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. 3. If you woke up breathing, congratulations; you get another chance. 4. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bed pan. Please be Sure to have a wonderful day!
Tanx! K-den
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