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    April, 2008

    Fw: (TOP SECRET)



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    --- On Wed, 4/23/08, ben hamm <ben_hammed3@mixmail.com> wrote:
    From: ben hamm <ben_hammed3@mixmail.com>
    Subject: (TOP SECRET)
    To: "ben_hammed3@mixmail.com" <ben_hammed3@mixmail.com>
    Date: Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 3:27 AM

    FROM MR BEN HAMMED
    AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
    BANK OF AFRICA(BOA)
    OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
    Dear Friend,
                                                                                   
         (TOP SECRET)
    I am MR ben hammed the director in charge of auditing and accounting
    section of Bank Of Africa, (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso in West
    Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a
    business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of
    the transaction.
    During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came
    across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who
    died on 31st October 2001 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant
    in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody
    either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.
    Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable
    the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of
    execution. The said amount was U.S $15.5M (Fifteen million Five hundred
    United States dollars).
    Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the
    bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and
    transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and
    directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you
    indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your
    self to this great business opportunity.
    In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this
    country as a civil servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a
    foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during
    the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason
    why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the
    next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a
    foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transfered into, on
    his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the
    correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted
    from to your own designated bank account.
    I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On
    smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the
    total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of
    expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone
    bills, while 65% will be for me. Please, you have been adviced to keep
    "top
    secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I
    conclude this deal with you.
    I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm
    the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for
    subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously
    indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you
    advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to
    you when I hear from you.
    I look forward to receive your email.
    Yours faithfully,
    MR ben hammed.
    
    
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    April, 2008

    Kicked inda Sphinckter Again!



    AlohaKoalaFromFlynnsBeachpark! ~2315hrs~FriApr11th,'08     
     
    Aloha  :wave: !
    "HAWyadoin MATE!" 
    ***[opps ~ sorry, no interviews or surveys 'tahdey', (meatball)!]***

    Even before we owned a home internet computer, we actually won a prize of airfare for two from Sydney to Las Vegas round trip, 6 nites @ Caesar's Palace & a thousand Australian dollars!  That was 2003 & we took the trip in 2004, all thanks to Port Macquarie Panthers/Harvey Norman public computer terminal, Ubisoft, NineMSN & a few pointers from a free tutor service on Wednesday afternoons.
    But that was then & this is now & this year we have already been disqualified from Unilever Australia's Lynx Anti-Soap Squad because of too many entries in a contest invitation of 'enter as often as you want', culminating in, '...not in the spirit of the competition...' after a mere 50 entries.
    Then today, in another effort, after the five[5] allowed entries for me, 'Redspace-MovieNetworks' say the limit is already used for the attempts to enter five[5] more for the bride!  With two [2] subscription television services in our home for MovieNetworks & the fine print of '5 entries per person per day', it would seem we would be entitled fairly to enjoy 20 entries daily from our home with both of us using 5 entries from each of our two[2] subscription services, right?
    Well that's how a real lawyer would argue pure math & logic, if only there was such a thing as a real lawyer in Australia.  But without finding a decent waitress in 8 years here, would it be 'expected' to find a real lawyer?
    {& the bride expects me to represent the USA in another ANZAC March?}
    "Fair go"?  Yeah, "Righty - oh"!  No friggin WAY!  Oh well...

    Best wishes [anyway] ~ K-den, M1

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    ..
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    April, 2008

    RE: LASS website



    AlohaKoalaFromFlynnsBeachpark! ~1430hrs~ThuApr3d,'08     
     
    Aloha  Mr. de Nys  :wave: 
    [wot a horrible moniker to live life  Some sorta devil complex?!] 
     
    Having read the contest rules, specifically ~
    "8. Entrants (including winners) in the competition may enter as many times as they like. However, only one prize per person is permitted (SA residents are entitled to win more than one prize)."
    &
    "10. [in part]...  inflammatory or defamatory statements, disqualify any entrant who tampers with the entry process, who submits an entry that is not in accordance with these Terms & Conditions of Entry" 
    ~which leads me to consider that any competition has been compromised by the message recieved in the email to which I am replying.
    The sad facts are that  I am currently enroute to buy a barcode to 'redeem' myself but now can plainly see the horriffic mistake in pursueing any enjoyment of any mean spiritedness of a game selecting only the gender challenged!  Your compromise of my entries is exactly the 'spirit' of below contempt!  
    Not only will I  'refrain', I'll certainly boycott all Unilever Products for the remainder of life on earth, or at least while in Australia!.
    Thanks for the heads up & reaffirming my low opinion of the 'fair go' philosophy you so wrongfully project.
    Best wishes [anyway]~ K-den, M1 aka Dorfus Chucklenose
    "~Geniuz @ Woik ! ~ MikeWon Iz Kewl !~"
    Kookaburras
    MikeWonDoctrine &
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    http://en.netlog.com/go/register/friend=...
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    mikeone496@msn.com
    mikewonaus@yahoo.com
    !  



    Subject: LASS website
    Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2008 21:06:51 -0500
    From: Richard.DeNys@rivetaustralia.com
    To: mikeone496@msn.com

    Hello Mike,
     
    On behalf of Unilever Australia - kindly refrain from repeatedly dobbing yourself in to the LASS wall-of-shame - it is not in the spirit of the promotion to repeatedly dob yourself in.
     
    Thanks for your interest and participation in the site.
     
    Regards,
     
    Richard de Nys
    Executive Producer - Interactive



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