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Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:46:23 -0800
From: sheluvstherain@yahoo.com
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Please Keep This Going - It's for Breast Cancer, but SO FUNNY!!!!
To: readbot42@yahoo.com; alan@alanburr.co.uk; MikeOne496@msn.com; aussie.aries@yahoo.com.au; ggmsixer@yahoo.com



Gisela <darcy65@yahoo.com> wrote:

Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:51:34 -0800 (PST)
From: Gisela <darcy65@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Please Keep This Going - It's for Breast Cancer, but SO FUNNY!!!!
To: darcy65@yahoo.com

Hey everyone -

I'm normally not one to send forwards, but you may remember
that my MIL died of cancer, so I feel that this is worth
the effort...

Thanks!

Gisela



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Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:48:48 +0100
From: "Alma Sánchez" <saiyamei@gmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Please Keep This Going - It's for Breast Cancer, but SO FUNNY!!!!

 

PLEASE KEEP HER GOING     This woman is walking the World for Breast Cancer. Please pass her on so that she can reach her destination. Say a prayer for all those who are affected by this terrible disease. She's walking around the world via e-mail!! Pass it on so she can get there! ( Please hit your forward button, so the woman stays animated.)         IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD  ..... Keep her going. PLEASE KEEP HER GOING

 

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> CC:
> Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:50:53 -0500
> From: info@davsmithchamber.co.uk
> Subject: THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU
>
>
>
> On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jürge
> Krügger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
> undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jürge Krügger made you a
> beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred
> Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament
> to his WILL.
>
> This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being
> a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or
> simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
> wished you good. Engr. Jürge Krügger until his death was a member of the
> Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers.
>
> According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to
> help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am
> hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude
> my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
> Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal email address:
>
> davsmith_1967esq@yahoo.com.hk
>
> I await your prompt response.
> Yours in Service,
> BARRISTER DAVID SMITH ESQ.
> PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey
> Esq, Mr. Jerry Smith Esq
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> To:
> Subject: PLEASE READ
> From: pttt60@yahoo.de
> CC:
> Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:24:02 +0700
>
>
> With due respect,
>
> I am Mr.Peter Torrens,staff of ANGLO IRISH BANK PLC, United Kingdom. I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he placed under our banks management Three years ago, and I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.
>
>
> I am contacting you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In the year 2004,the subjects matter; came to our bank to engage in business discussions.He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of Ten million United States dollars, which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf.
>
>
> I decided to treat his case personally; I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief Intermediary Sales and Lending Manager, DIrectly with the private banking sector of the bank,considering the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any investments being placed I encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime ratings. The favored route in my advice to customers is to start by assessing data on 6000 traditional stocks and bond managers and 2000 managers of alternative investments. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at over One million United States Dollars, this margin was not the full potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed returns on investments.
>
>
> In November 2005, he asked that the money be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Finland. Where he said, he is investing with a Firm that is building a housing estate outside Helsinki for the government of Finland. He directed that I liquidate the investment and deposit the funds with a security firm. I informed him that ANGLO IRISH BANK PLC would have to make special arrangements to have this done and in order not to circumvent due process, the bank would have to make a 9.5 % deduction from the funds to cater for banking and statutory charges. He complained about the charges, I explained to him the complexities of the task he was asking of us which he later agreed to the terms and conditions.
>
>
> Cash movement across boarders has strict since the incidents of 9/11. I contacted my affiliate and made the funds available to a security firm. I undertook all the processes and made sure I followed his precise instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited with the security firm. The Security Firm is a specialist private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handle valuable products or undertake transactions that need immediate access to cash. This small and highly private organization is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations. In line with instructions, the money was deposited with the security firm. The Customer told me he wanted the money there in anticipation of his arrival from Norway later that week. This was the last communication we had, this transpired around 25th February 2006.In June last year, we got a call from the security firm informing us about the inactivity of that particular portfolio.
>
>
> This was an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the private banking sector I was the only one who knew about the deposit at the security firm, and I could not understand why the Customer had not come forward to claim his deposit. I made futile efforts to locate the Customer. I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department of ANGLO IRISH BANK PLC, Four days later, information started to trickle in,apparently our client was dead. A person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart attack in canne, in Southern part of France. The body was identified and the cause of death was confirmed. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert them about the situation and also to come forward to claim his estate. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes.
>
>
> In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank also gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave wills in our care, in this case; the deceased died without a testate. In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem all to no avail.
>
>
> My official capacity dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. What this means, after investigating the last batch of names forwarded to us as possible relatives, we have come to the conclusion that our dear late fellow died with no known or identifiable family member. This leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of the deposit.
>
>
> According to practice, The Security Firm will by the end of this year broadcast a request for statements of claim to ANGLO IRISH BANK PLC, failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit back to ANGLO IRISH BANK PLC. This will result in the money entering ANGLO IRISH BANK PLC accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the private banking division.
>
>
> This will not happen if I have my way. What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those that occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of my intention. There is Ten million dollars deposited in a security firm, I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as ANGLO IRISH BANK PLC is concerned.
>
>
> The transaction with our late customer concluded when I sent the funds to the security firm, all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just customer services and due process. The security Firm has no single idea of what's the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that come forward. This is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track this man's family; they have investigated for months and have found no family. The investigation has come to an end.
>
>
> My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the security Firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relative. Upon receipt of the deposit I am prepared to share the money with you. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you and share the proceeds with you in a percentage we will arrive at taking into consideration our individual level of commitment. I would have gone ahead to ask that the funds be released to me, but that will draw a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit. But presenting you as a relative with the right to claim the deposit as a next of kin will mask my involvement and participation in diverting the deposit for personal use. You will get all the documents needed to effect this claim immediately you notify me of your acceptance to claim this deposit for our mutual benefit.
>
>
> I assure you that I will have the deposit released to you within a few days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to the deceased. I will then officially communicate with The Security Firm and instruct them to release the deposit to you. With these two things: all is done.
>
>
> I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like me who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector.
>
>
> I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities comes ones 'way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.
>
>
> I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a luck that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Let's share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you and also through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you and myself. My official lines are not secured lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously.
>
>
> Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.
>
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
> Peter Torrens.
>
>
>
> ___________________________________________________________________________
> Mail sent from WebMail service at Sanookarn.com- http://www.sanookarn.com

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Hello Dear,

My name is James Clerk, I work with a Bank here in London,United Kingdom (name withheld for security reasons). I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you as rightly unveiled below. In January 2002, an American Oil Consultant/Contractor (Lewis Altman) made a numbered-time (fixed deposit) for twelve calendar month valued at (£28.5 M)TWENTY EIGHT MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UK POUND STERLING,Upon maturity I sent a routine notification of Account status to his forwarding address but got no reply. After two months, we sent a reminder of same letter, and finally we discovered from his contact employers, Halliburton Oil Services Company that Engineer.Lewis Altman died in auto crash.

After further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that he did not declare any next of kin in all his official documents, including his Bank deposit papers. This sum of £28,500,000.00 is still floating in our Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.

Subsequent to these several unsuccessful attempts to track his last name over the Internet in order to locate any member of his family. I have contacted you to assist in securing this money before they are confiscated or declared unserviceable by my bank. It is therefore, upon discovery that I decided to make business with you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safekeeping and subsequent disbursement, since nobody is coming for it and I do not want this money go back into Government's treasury as unclaimed bill.

Note that it does not necessarily matter, whether you are biologically related to the deceased or not. As you may bear with me, a next of kin maybe a parent, sister, brother, close relative, business associate, friend or even a well-wisher therefore,whether you are related to him or not is never a barrier to realizing the transaction.The important thing is that I have every detailed information regarding the said account(investment) and the deceased also. This transaction is aimed atinvesting in a Blue Chip Company in your Country or any other Country under a joint business partnership with you. However, if you want certain percentage of the deposit for your involvement,

Please do let me know so that we negotiate on your share. Once the deposit is secured, thereafter, I will visit your country, for the sharing and investment there of Note, that every arrangement has been put in place for a smooth and successful transaction.On receipt of your positive response, I will give you full details and information on this transaction.

Please indicate your willingness to proceed in this project and send me your full name and address,telephone/fax numbers to facilitate communication.
Waiting to hear from you.

Thanks,

James Clerk

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> Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2007 02:33:45 -0800
> From: cliamofficer_aecf@yahoo.com.hk
> To:
> Subject: Dear Beneficiary
>
>
>
> Foundation's Officer,
> Association of European Charity Foundations,
> Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
>
>
> Dear Beneficiary,
>
> NOTIFICATION FOR CASH AID.
>
> This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the Board of
> trustees of the
> above International charity organization branched in the Netherlands as one of
> the final recipients of a Cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, education
> and business development.
>
> The international registered Foundation is named after over 5 top company
> owners put together. The charitable foundation was reported by the business
> newspaper, the Economist between the year 2000-2007 to be technically one of
> the world's wealthiest charity foundation- worth billions of US$ - but its
> primary purpose is BRINGING INNOVATIONS IN HEALTH AND LEARNING TO THE GLOBAL
> COMMUNITY. George Soros is chairman of the foundation/association. Having been
> rated as the founder and chairman of a network of foundations, the foundation
> has decided to randomly select email addresses that would benefit from this
> year's donation/award.
>
> Association of European Charity Foundations in conjunction with the European
> Union is giving out a yearly donation of One Hundred Million United States
> Dollars as specific Donations/Grants to 50 lucky international recipients
> worldwide in different categories for their educational pursuit, health care,
> personal Business development and uplift of their environments. These
> funds are
> freely given to you for your business, educational and personal
> development and
> at least 30% to be used by you to develop a part of your environments, as this
> is a yearly program, which is a measure of universal development strategy, and
> eradication of poverty.
>
> Please kindly note that you are not the only beneficiary in your country this
> year and your country is not the only country that is benefiting from this
> donation, as beneficiaries have been chosen from countries from all
> continents.
>
> The idea of this donation is that within ten years from now, there will be
> notable richness amongst many unusual people around the world.
>
> This will give many people the opportunity to get their lives to a stage where
> they had always wanted. Kindly note that you will only be chosen to
> receive the
> donation once. Which means that, subsequent yearly donation will not
> get to you
> again, so it's your choice to spend the donation wisely on something that will
> last you a long time. And please do not bother following up this email, if you
> have benefited from this donation in previous years.
>
> Based on the random selection exercise of internet service providers (ISP) and
> millions of Super market cash invoices worldwide, you were selected among the
> lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$5,000,000.00 (Five Million
> United States Dollars) as charity donations/aid from the Association Of
> European Charity Foundations and the UNO in accordance with the
> enabling act of
> Parliament. Note that, your email was selected from either the internet, or a
> Shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased
> something from.
>
> You are required to expeditiously Contact the Executive Secretary below for
> qualification documentation and processing of your claims, from Monday through
> Sunday.
>
> On contact with this officer, you'll be given your donation pin number which
> you will use in collecting the funds.
>
> Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-121-6537, G-001-06) in
> all discussions.
>
> Executive Secretary,
> Mr. Lester Whalley,
> Tel: +31-623-865-120
> Fax: +31-847-291-150
> Email: eurocharityfoundation@yahoo.com.hk
>
>
> Please note that this donation/Grant is strictly administered by "European
> Union" under delegated powers from the UNO. You are hereby advised to
> keep this
> whole information confidential until you have been able to collect your
> donation, as there have been many cases of double and unqualified
> claim, due to
> beneficiaries informing third parties about his/her donation.
OPPS!  Dang!  Der goes annutta $5mil!  SHUCKZ!
>
> Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, not
> later that 7 days after notification, as failure will lead to cancellation and
> your donation will be reserved for next year's recipients.
>
> On behalf of the Board kindly accept our warmest congratulations
>
> Yours Sincerely,
> Mrs. Lissa M. Bauldry
> (Foundation officer)

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